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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 8:34pm UTC
    current mood:
    *white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

  2. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 4:43am UTC
    i remember way too many small details about people so i
    have to act dumb sometimes so i don't freak them out

  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 10:57pm UTC
    ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the
    need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

  4. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 9:56pm UTC
    INSTEAD OF WIPING AWAY THE TEARS,
    wipe away the people who caused them.
    format credit: MissAnna

  5. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 8:22pm UTC
    "school" more like gross boys and
    6 hours of offensive jokes

  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    Everyone is beautiful in their own
    way.. Sometimes it just takes the right
    type of photo editing app to see it
    format credit rajsonkar

  7. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 1:37am UTC
    When a guy says "that's what she said" and I'm like "not to you"

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    Anybody want to have a tea party with me?
    I've always wanted to have one

  9. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 3:38am UTC
    You
    are
    my
    Sunshine ♥

  10. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 10:48pm UTC
    I will never change my mind about you.

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
    YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
    SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
    ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
    BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
    WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

  12. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 5:33am UTC
    "do your homework" ah but you see, you didn't say Simon Says

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 11:20am UTC
    You look like something
    I'd draw with my left hand.

  14. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:51am UTC
    me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
    clock: 8:00
    me: *pretends i didn’t see*

  15. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 2:20am UTC
    *finishes 3 hour long movie*
    who am i

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 3:12am UTC
    Fun things to say when someone tells you they're going to go to the bathroom:
    -Stay safe
    -Congratulations
    -That's what they all say
    -Different strokes for different folks
    -I hope you have the time of your life
    -But you have so much to live for
    -Please explain

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:04pm UTC
    sometimes i feel like some parts of massachusetts are more massachusetts-y than other parts of massachusetts and it doesn't even make sense but at the same time it does

  18. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    me chlidhish?
    "Hell, Im The Queen of Candyland"

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 12:46pm UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  20. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 9:23pm UTC
    Person: You're blocking the view
    Me: I am the view

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