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ChocoTaco
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September 21, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Mom: You're never gonna get any friends if all you do is sit on the computer.
Me: Mother, you don't understand. The computer is how I make friends.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Oh, you're wearing Converse
with your prom dress? I bet no one's ever done that before.

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kristabff
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September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC

People who are born in 1999
are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Men say that a woman's
place is in the kitchen. Just remember that's where all the knives are.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Alright, self.
That's enough food for today. And tomorrow. and next week.
Please stop now.

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happiest*
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September 21, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that. Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Me: *misses TV episode*
Episode: *never played again*
Me: *watches TV episode*
Episode: *played 1000 times*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 6:32pm UTC

I saw this on tumblr and thought that this was absolutely amazing
Convo between my 7 year old students today:
Josie: I have a new crushhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah, he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yes they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH! My tia has a wife and now I have a titi and an auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.
Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone
of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage

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BravoSierra
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April 22, 2013 12:47pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I shaved my legs today,
now they feel like dolphins.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Things that make me fall asleep really fast
-When someone hums quietly
-When my hair gets played with
-When someone whispers a story to me
-When someone traces my skin
-Chloroform

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Marian*
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Girl: All the boys are the same.
Boy: Yes, because Adolf Hltler, Zac
Efron and Obama share extreme similarities.

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BravoSierra
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April 22, 2013 12:54pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Party at my house.
Bring food then leave.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 12:59pm UTC

I hate you.
We break up.
You call me.
I still hate you.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 12:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That horrible moment
when you realize 2007 was six years ago.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:43pm UTC

What if 911 called you?
"Hello, this is 911. You have an emergency. I can sense it."

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:32pm UTC

We all want
to fall in love.
Why?
Because that experience makes us feel completely alive.
Where every sense is heightened,
every emotion is magnified,
our everyday reality is shattered
and we are flying into the heavens.
It may only last a moment,
and hour, an afternoon.
But that doesn’t diminish its value.
Because we are left with memories
that we treasure for the rest
of our lives.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:41pm UTC

We look
at ourselves
and pick out any feature,
physical or mental,
and criticize it.
Others look at us and pick out that very same feature,
and may think it’s the most beautiful thing
they’ve ever laid their eyes on.
It’s truly crazy how that is...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Maybe this is what
the Mayans predicted.
Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
but the end of what we are.
We no longer cherish life,
or the other people,
or even the earth or the animals
or the resources put on it.
War.
Genocide.
Abuse.
Senseless mass murder.
Animal cruelty.
Gluttony.
Greed.
And waste.
Look around you,
the end of the world is already here...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:19pm UTC

me: walks up to hot person's parents
me: my compliments to the chef
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 3:24pm UTC

You never notice how much you
care about someone, until they
don't care about you.

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