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  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Reasons why I didn't do my essay:
    1. "If you don't have passion for something, you shouldn't be doing it in the first place." - Lee Alexander McQueen

  2. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    If you feel like
    no one cares, you're wrong. I don't
    know you, but I care.
    I don't want anyone feeling alone or unloved,
    it hurts me. Please don't do it, because I care.

  3. ViolinBoy ViolinBoy
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Say Hump Day again I freaking dare you

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    this is how texting happens with me.
    boy: ;)
    me: he wants my body. he wants my body on his body. i think we're going to have our wedding on the beach.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    it's like we're too old to trick or treat but too young to die

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that sh:t is scary

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and
    im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Me: Oh my gosh, I love the new Witty layout so much!
    Sister: Um..what's Witty?
    Me: What are you talking about? I said I have so much homework tonight and you should really help me, and I need to wash the dishes, and do you want me to make you dinner because you seem pretty hungry, and we should totally go skydiving sometime next week because that seems pretty cool too. Let's buy a hotdog.
    Me: Duh, what did you think I said?

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    it's really weird that we have created a stereotype of what a witty user should be like.
    they can be generalised (or so the top quotes have told me) as a sad single teenage girl who is unhappy with her body and life, feels socially awkward and unattractive, and stays inside on the internet instead of venturing out into the ~*~scary world~*~ of the outernet
    and if you're like that? that's cool, as long as it is healthy for you.
    but as a rule, staying inside being sad on the internet all day is really, really bad for people. and while it's nice that Witty is a place where these people can be accepted, it's not cool that the community romanticizes and normalizes stuff like that to the point where people who don't fit into that cookie cutter outline of what a wittian should be like are made to feel isolated and like they shouldn't be on here at all.
    okay, i have a lot of friends. i never go a weekend without seeing at least 3 people. there is a boy who likes me and i also like him. i don't eat a lot of nutella and i genuinely enjoy getting out of the house and being in social situations (even though i do things like opening the door without pants on sometimes.) i don't fit in on here.
    there are quotes like, "some of you are really attractive, why are you on the internet?" and "some of you are probably just pretending to be unpopular to be accepted on here" doing the rounds, and i think that maybe you should all consider that some people who aren't insecure/single/lonely/awkward/sad are just on the internet because they enjoy the internet, and that one should not not have to be any of those things to be accepted into this community.
    basically, don't make people feel bad for being happy with themselves or having friends - they belong on here too. as long as you're not on this website to hurt people, you deserve to be here. it's okay to not be sad. i love you all a lot.

  10. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    There are 2 twins in my school and one of them is in my science class they decided to switch places one day and it was the day we had a test and 10 minutes after the test started he raised his hand and said, "sir I can't take this test because I am not Mark." and right after that a teacher came into the room with his brother and said, "you got my guy," and my science teacher said, "you got my guy," and then they switched kids and everyone acted like nothing happened.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    Today my best friend showed me her cuts.
    I showed her mine too.
    We've never been so close.

  13. willa willa
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    You can linger,
    you can fray
    but keep in mind,
    you'll never stay
    You tell me things
    like I'm no good
    you say that I
    am as useful as soot
    I curl my fingers
    bones contract
    my throat is sore
    my heart is cracked
    one last time, for you I'll say
    there is no evidence
    of your childrens play
    bang goes her head
    against the wooden frame
    once painted white
    now bloody with shame
    (11:12am)

  14. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Shampoo Commercials: Showing people with healthy hair.
    Toothpaste Commercials: Showing people with healthy teeth.
    Tampon Commercials: Showing girls who are on their periods who are on stage dancing, randomly kicking their legs high in the air, doing gymnastics, skydiving, swimming, playing sports like soccer that require you to extend your leg, and doing other activities that require a lot of movement, when it's quite obvious that they'd rather be laying in bed, eating chips, eating chocolate, crying, drinking juice, and watching The Notebook and The Vow 7 days straight without being inturrupted.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay,
    and that’s really sad.

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    My life is a battle of deciding
    whether or not to eat a snack and then not only eating the snack but eating the rest of the pantry an hour later.

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Are you a zombie?
    Because you're dead to me.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    *at pet store*
    Me : hey look it's a nemo
    Worker : sir that's a clown fish
    Me : b/tch that's a nemo


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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