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happiest*
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September 28, 2013 3:33pm UTC

*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

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Infinity on high*
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September 28, 2013 6:00am UTC

I n s u l t s o n l y h u r t w h e n
y o u k n o w t h e y ' r e k i n d a t r u e

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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September 17, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Clicking the 'ignore' button is the most satisfying feeling ever.. Until you go on to Top Quotes and 98% of the first 3 pages is "HIDDEN QUOTE".

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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September 21, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Girls: Omg, guys are such ãssholes.
Girls: All guys are sooooo dumb.
Girls: If you're not hot, then don't talk to me.
Girls: I hate guys sooooo much!
Girls: Guys don't realise that girls have feelings!
Girls: Guys are all cheaters and heartbreakers and they would be nothing without women!
Girls: ...Why don't any guys like me?
Logic.

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Cammie
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September 16, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Don't feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 27, 2013 5:53pm UTC

"Please cover up. It distracts the boys."
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?

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happiest*
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September 27, 2013 2:52pm UTC

me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
me as a teenager: who the fck just unfollowed me

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happiest*
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September 27, 2013 2:14pm UTC

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

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Sophie*
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September 28, 2013 9:45am UTC

Boyfriend's mom: I've heard alot about you.
Girlfriend: Really? I've heard alot about you too.
Boyfriend's mom: What's that's supposed to mean?
Girlfriend: Whatever you meant.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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September 24, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Boys in my town be thinkin they're ghetto with their pastel shorts and Sperrys

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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September 24, 2013 7:40pm UTC

I JUST READ A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE BOY
WHOSE DOG DIED AND THEY WERE LIKE
"why can't dogs live as long as humans?" and the little boy
was like "Because humans live to learn how to love,
but dogs are born already knowing how."
SERIOUSLY LIKE HOW CUTE AND ACCURATE
IS THAT???

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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September 24, 2013 7:44pm UTC

*Me passing McDonalds*
"Don't you ever say I just walked away ;
I will always want you."
❤

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Rajsonkar
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September 24, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Life is the most easy examBut many failsbecauseThey try to copy othersThey don't realize that everyone has a different question paper

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ChocoTaco
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September 24, 2013 9:04pm UTC

So in English class we're reading Julius Caesar
And we have to write an essay on who we think is more fit to rule, Caesar or Brutus. So I seized the opportunity and took Gretchen Weiner's quote from Mean Girls, and if my teacher doesn't accept it then she just needs to reevaluate her whole life. Soooo here's my essay:
"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 25, 2013 3:41pm UTC

"If you fall, I'll be there for you."
-Floor

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
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September 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Remember when you didnt know which band member was which Remember when you didn’t know whose voice was whose.
Now its just audio of someone: breathes
me: Niall STOP UGH

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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happiest*
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September 24, 2013 3:35pm UTC

If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your username as loud as I can

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