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Fading.From.Reality*

1. goawayanthony*
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 9:58pm UTC
   Who wants to just give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
   
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2. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   if yahoo answers can't solve your problem then you're in too deep
   
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3. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC
   Me: Time to color the ocean blue.
   Blue crayon: *Magically turns purple and ruins drawing*
   
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4. lithium*
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2013 8:12pm UTC
   do kids still have lemonade stands anymore or do they just go straight to dealing
   
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5. spence*
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC
   A few weeks ago
   a girl with a very heavy backpack fell randomly on the floor,
   with all her stuff spilling everywhere,
   and an embarrassed look on her face.
   one of the most popular girls came up to her and helped
   her up and picked up all her stuff ignoring
   the laughing from the other popular kids. She gives me hope.
   
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6. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2013 7:01pm UTC
   Once upon a time a girl met a boy.
   They were both young, naive, and looking for joy.
   They became friends, but it wasn't enough.
   He asked her out and they were falling in love.
   But the girl got scared, and she tried to run.
   When she realized her mistake, the boy decided revenge was more fun.
   So he found a new lover, an evil witch who took him away.
   And the girl watched them with her broken heart day after day.
   
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7. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2013 7:35pm UTC
   What a fire alarm means:
   In most familes: There's
   a fire.
   In my family: Dinner's ready!
   
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8. Ethanol
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2013 1:30pm UTC
   When people realise how lonely it is being alone,
   they become kind.
   
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9. KeepFighting
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 1:09pm UTC
   You're just so cute
   and it's not fair that
   I'M STUCK LOOKING LIKE THIS
   So I don't even have a chance.
   Please don't remove this!
   
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10. happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus
    
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11. happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got
    
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12. booboo4
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    "What does the fox say"
    The fox and I think you
    need to stop
    
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13. Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    I finally found love
    on page 56 of the dictionary.
    
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14. Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    A WOMAN IS HELPLESS
    ONLY WHEN HER
    NAIL POLISH IS DRYING.
    
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15. Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    -Hey , I love you
    -Not now , I'm eating
    
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16. mads*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    me: i love you dad
    dad: i tolerate you too madison
    
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17. ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Feel special because you guys on Witty
    Know more about me than my own family does.
    
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18. mads*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 9:01am UTC
    If you hate gay marriage then don't breathe cause oxyen is a
    HOMOnucleor molecule 2 atoms bound together for life
    
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19. mads*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 9:08am UTC
    what happens when you put nutella on salmon?
    you get salmonella
    
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20. D*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Guys that try to pick up girls on 'social' sites are
    pathetic.............
    Girls if you agree, message me your
    number so we can talk about it.
    
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