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happiest*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Hush little laptop dont you cry.
Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.
And if that wifi doesn’t work,
Momma will destroy the f*cking earth.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 12:15pm UTC

wait a minute
this isn’t my homework
this is witty
how did this happen

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absent *
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 9:56pm UTC

PIERCE THE VEIL ARE MAKING A MOVIE.
JUST LET THAT SINK IN.
A WHOLE DOCUMENTARY OF THEM.
HOLD ME WHILST I FANGIRL LIKE A LITTLE B/TCH.
PLEASE.

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psychosis*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 6:30pm UTC

"You have no right to complain, starving kids in Africa have it so much worse."
And you have no right to use dying children as props to delegitimize somebody's problems.
F///uck off.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 7:44pm UTC

*Me passing McDonalds*
"Don't you ever say I just walked away ;
I will always want you."
❤

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 3:35pm UTC

If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your username as loud as I can

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itstoolatecharlie
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 12:26pm UTC

my life is like i'm on laughing gas
but sometimes i have none there
they don't understand
and it just isn't fair
you can't blame them though
because all they need is air

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 3:32pm UTC

There's just gotta be heaven above
'Cuz there's an angel on Earth right here
There's nothing you need to fix
I like normal chicks
-Normal Chicks ; Bowling For Soup

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Me: *kicks down your door*
Me: *Breaks your windows*
Me: *Flips your couch*
Me: VIC FUENTES IS BEING FEATURED ON A NEW ATL SONG!
Me: *Backflips out second story window*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Me: *walks by music store*
Me: *breathes heavily*
Mom: No.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:22am UTC

mom: the best things in life are free
food: lol
cell phone: lol
concert tickets: lol
internet: lol

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:15am UTC

Chess says everything about men and women. The king can take only one step at a time while queen can do whatever she feels like

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:33pm UTC

The longest five seconds in
anyone's life is waiting to press
THE "SKIP AD" BUTTON ON YOUTUBE.
Please don't remove this!

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 8:03pm UTC

On average Menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at age 52
40 years of period
480 periods
480 periods x the averge length of 5 days
That's 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of blood
Oh my God
And guys say periods arent that bad
I'd like to see you bleeding 2400 days for 40 years

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:18pm UTC

when you think the gif is frozen and
you stare at it for like five minutes and you're like oh that's just a picture

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I was at the end of a school dance 8th grade and about halfway through this guy that I
thought hated me came up and said "I really like you" and I didn't know what to say so
I just smiled and nodded and walked backwards while doing jazz hands and then that
night I went home and cried so yeah that's pretty much it

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:18am UTC

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they're like
hey your friend is hot

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