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  1. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
     October 4, 2013 1:04am UTC
    What do you call a sleeping pizza?
    A piZzza!
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  2. Helenxoxox Helenxoxox
    posted a quote
     January 30, 2013 2:25am UTC
    i feel sorry for alarm clocks. i mean, we get angry at them for not waking us up, and we still get angry at them for waking us up.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
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