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1. JustNodandSmile
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 3:07pm UTC
   Just sitting pretty
   Stroking an imaginary kitty
   Wishing i could come up with something more witty...
   witty...
   witty...
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
2. kelly*
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2013 1:04am UTC
   What do you call a sleeping pizza?
   A piZzza!
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 33 points
3. Helenxoxox
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2013 2:25am UTC
   i feel sorry for alarm clocks. i mean, we get angry at them for not waking us up, and we still get angry at them for waking us up.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

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