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  1. thebeginningoftheend3373 thebeginningoftheend3373
    posted a quote
     December 26, 2014 3:18am UTC
    Him: "I really wish I could marry you someday"
    Me: "I really wish I had a unicorn"
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him: *laughs hysterically* "Hey, f*ck you!"
    lmao
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
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