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1. dancingpurplebunny
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2013 5:31pm UTC
   Does anyone else feel really cocky when they put thier own quote in the funny catagory?
   Like can there be an 'funny attempt catagory'
   
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2. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 5:13pm UTC
   Normal People: Let me do this homework right now and then get on the internet.
   Me: Let me get on the internet and then do this homework.
   Normal people: 8:00PM: That was easy, okay- Now I can stay on the computer.
   Me: 5:00 AM: Why is the sun rising? *hisses* Well, I didn't do the homework. There's always tomorrow!
   
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3. quotesaremykryptonite
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC
   I'm sorry if i've told you the same story twice
   it's just that i don't have a very interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me.
   
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