Friend: You're SOOOO obsessed with One Direction.
Me: Whatever, you can't prove it.
Friend: Where were you 3 nights ago?
Me: I was sitting on my One Direction duvet covers on my bed. I was changing my One Direction desktop wallpaper on my laptop. I searched for when One Direction's movie is going to come out. Then I made a quote about One Direction on Wiity. I marked down the movie date on my One Direction calender with my One Direction pen. I lay down on my One Direction pillow and started thinking about One Direction's 3rd anniversary.
Friend: And what were you drinking?
Me: Milo out of my One Direction mug.
Me: Mind=blown.
*tripsoverfridge*