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July 20, 2013 5:34pm UTC

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Open question:
Can you pee out a fly?
I used the toilet and went pee and when I looked in it there was a fly. I'm freaking out, Can you pee out a fly?
Best answer:
No. You can't. Think about it for 2 seconds. The only way a fly would come out of you is if it came in you whhick means you would have to eat it. Even then, you only PEE liquid, you would POOP out the fly, and not the whole either - it's called digestion, heard of it?
If you didn't see it when you sat down, probably the fly was on the bowl of the toilet and its wings got wet with your pee, and it fell/slid into the water. Theres a small chance there was a dead fly in your panties or you stuck it to yourself but i think you would prefer the 2nd explanation.
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July 19, 2013 8:18pm UTC

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Open question:
Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
I would like to know if there is any spell available to become a mermaid. One that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "Mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and find it offensive. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SPELL!
BTW; I am also a witch.
Best answer:
You enter a small pond/lake. Sing this song: "I like mermaids, mermaids like me. Make me a mermaid, as slippery and disgusting as can be. I don't need feet, to run all about. I don't need to pee, what is this little spout?" Then you will have a fish tail. End of story. Good luck, Hermione.
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