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  1. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    the way your stomach
    d r o p s
    when you know you really
    s c r e w e d u p

  2. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    Popular guy puts a hat on a girl as an attempt to flirt.
    Normal girls: *Giggles and lets him put it on them.*
    Me: EW, NO! GET IT OFF! I DON'T WANT LICE! *throws it on the ground*
    ...And I wonder why I'm still single.

:)

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