“You know how people are always saying your parents are always right? 'Follow your parents' advice; they know what's good for you.' And you know how no one ever listens to this advice, because even if it's true it's so annoying and condescending that it just makes you want to go, like, develop a mieth addiction and have unprotected siex with eighty-seven thousand anonymous partners? Well, I listen to my parents. They know what's good for me. I'll listen to anyone, frankly. Almost everyone knows better than I do.”
-John Green