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  1. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger! Say hi!
    You: I hate my life.
    Stranger: Why?
    You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better.
    Stranger: Don't say that!
    You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss he'd probably just cut my already sh_t pay, because he's cheap.
    You: My only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we ever do is stupid sh_t.
    You: I can't leave my home town because I never learned to drive and I fail the driver's test every time.
    You: and you know what the worst part is?
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: What?
    You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
    Stranger: hahahahahahahahah
    Stranger: nice
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:)

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