You're now chatting with a random stranger! Say hi!
You: I hate my life.
Stranger: Why?
You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better.
Stranger: Don't say that!
You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss he'd probably just cut my already sh_t pay, because he's cheap.
You: My only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we ever do is stupid sh_t.
You: I can't leave my home town because I never learned to drive and I fail the driver's test every time.
You: and you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: :(
Stranger: What?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: hahahahahahahahah
Stranger: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.