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BlackButterflies
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September 25, 2013 11:04pm UTC
this is how texting happens with me.
boy: ;)
me: he wants my body. he wants my body on his body. i think we're going to have our wedding on the beach.

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BlackButterflies
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September 5, 2013 12:11am UTC
blair: do birds fly?
me: ---
blair: oh god
ducks
i meant ducks
i know that birds fly
do ducks fly?
me: are you serious, have you not seem them flying over the school in V formation like 15 times a day?
blair: OH MY GOD THOSE ARE DUCKS???

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