Walrus Quotes

Goose
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September 30, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Yep.
WHALERUS.

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absent *
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 3:00am UTC

Why did you deflower the walrus Dan?

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Twix_Addict47
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June 26, 2013 12:56pm UTC

I want to be one in a million, not one of the million

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*blushes*
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June 20, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Reasons why it's not so bad to be a walrus:
1. Everyone wants to cuddle you
2. You can easily draw attention and probably everyone looks at you when you're in public.
3. You're never alone
4. You're probably no walrus, except they learned how to use the internet or something. Actually you're awesome you. But you can keep those 3 reasons in mind

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
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May 5, 2013 9:17pm UTC

My great grandmother was absolutely stunning.
I look like a diseased walrus.
What happened?!

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heatherfeather
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April 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC

I AM A WALRUS. HEAR ME ROAR.

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AEleanore
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March 19, 2013 10:15pm UTC

"The time has come,"
the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes
and ships
and sealing-wax
Of cabbages
and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings..."

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Waterbug123
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March 15, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Texting my friend;
Me: My nose is running!! DX
Him: Geez that sucks! You sound cute tho! Haha I mean red nose and cheeks aha
Me: .-.
No I sound like a dying walrus.
~~~

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pervey_sage_girl
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January 26, 2013 10:56pm UTC

I'm not crying!
I just have mascara or grass or a pygmy walrus in my eye...

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