Best Unexpected Quotes This Week

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:29pm UTC

do you guys realize
we can change our lives any time we want
like you can just go ahead and travel the world,
stop eating meat,
shave your head,
start running,
tell that person you hate why you hate them so much,
confess your love to someone
and kiss them unexpectedly
like w hy don’t we do that?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:25pm UTC

I love those kind of
nights
that turn out unexpectedly good, great,
and sometimes just all out amazing just because
you didn’t really expect anything to happen at all.
If only we could live just like that
— with no expectations in mind.
It’s possible we’d be much happier,
with more memorable moments
that would last us a lifetime.

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teddybearhugz
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:50am UTC

How to sleep without getting caught in class?
Put eye stickers over your eyeglass.
How to insult someone without it being known?
Use your most sarcastic tone.
How to convincingly feed a lie?
Tell the truth and laugh, after staring them in the eye.
How to end a conversation and say goodbye?
Give them one word answers, so they can't reply.
How to successfully steal a cookie from the cookie jar?
Hunt down all who know and run over them with your car.
How to get away with not doing your homework?
Claim your mind was being annoying and wouldn't let you work.
How to gently reject someone?
Say 'sorry, my pet rock just died, gotta go run!'
How to get someone to do what you say?
Blackmail, of course, what other way?
How to pretend you're listening to your friend?
Awkwardly laugh, and nod your head.
How to murder in a legal way?
Gain their trust, then walk away.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 3:20pm UTC

unexpected hugs are my most favorite thing on earth. jkrgbtjkbgh

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Juststartedmate
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 9:04am UTC

If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 9:21pm UTC

The UnExpected
Prologue
Aubrey's POV
Hi, my name is Aubrey Wilson.I live in Massachusetts. I have dark brown hair that curls at the tips and blue eyes. People say I could be the definition of perfect, but all I see in myself is a person who is truly ugly.
-January 9th, 2013-
I Gave the cab driver my luggage as I got into the back of the cab. I was off to college in New York. I never wanted to go to college because I found school throughout my life dull and unimportant. I often learnt things by myself, I didn't need a teacher in the front of the room teaching me how to do algebra that I would never use again.
As the cab driver started to drive off I put my ear buds in,turned the music up and watched the other cars go by on the road.
"College" I sighed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi this is my new story 'The UnExpected'. Sorry The prologue is short, I just wanted to kinda introduce the story. I'm hoping you guys will like this story seeing in past attempts only one to two people faved that story I was thinking of starting.
I will see how notifying people goes (If anyone even asks to be notified)
Feedback would be fantastic.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I want to find
love
when I least expect it.
I want to find love just by brushing up against someone on
a train and apologize and we just see something special in
each other. I want to fall in love buying popcorn at a movie theatere.
I want to fall in love tripping my own two feet
and this someone helps me up. I want to fall in love in some kind of weird silly way like people do in those overrated cute little movies.
I want to fall in love when I think
that their really is no one left for me.
But it's sad to think that kind of thing probably won't happen.

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23chars
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 9:30pm UTC

I Wanna Be Kissed Unexpectedly
I want to walk into school and have the guy I have a crush on randomly come over to me, wrap his arms around me and pull me into a kiss.
lol. jk, I just want food.

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 8:42am UTC

Sometimes you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 1:06am UTC

I'm too young.
I'm too old.
I'm too skinny.
I'm too fat.
I'm everything
but what you
needed me to
be.

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chasingsunshine
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Sometimes
The most unexpected things happen
At the most unexpected times
And you have to learn
To grab that moment with both hands
Because it may never come again
{RV}

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-JessehBabeh-*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 3:47pm UTC

in a history lesson on monday:
Me: and omfg iron man :3 ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
Friend: omfg omfg he's so sexy right?
Me: YES
History teacher: um, girls?!
Me & my friend: ...yeeees..?
History teacher: I think he's too old for you. But, he's the perfect age for me....

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bye*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. I
f not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable.
But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4?
3 and a half.
Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys.
Where are the other halves, Taylor?
It just doesn’t add up.

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MissyLizzie
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 11:54am UTC

I grew up to become the human version of Squidward.

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BluRoseHeart*
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 2:48pm UTC

He's like the story you tell your kids,
A fairytale,
A day dream,
A lifetime of enchanting memories.
He's like the things you want to say,
Life changing,
Unexpected,
Unspoken like the words I'd say to him.
by Cheyenne Nicole Carey
created: 4/5/14
MINE (don't take)

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Delicate*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 5:54am UTC

I love you.
I want to make this work, I want to show you that you are everything that I ever dreamed of. I want to take your hands in mine and kiss you tenderly, I want to hold you close and keep you safe from darkness. I want to you to know that you are beautiful, and I want to show you, that sometimes the things that we want most, are the things that we never expected to need.

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Saxone
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Oh, I didn't expect to be hurt by someone
SO BEAUTIFUL.

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yazgirl1
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 12:09pm UTC

We spend so much time looking for the 'ideal' form of love.
The one we see in books, in movies, in our minds. We search for love, and don't open our minds to any other form of love. We shut off everything else and look for that one perfect image.
When in reality, love is a surprise. It comes unexpected. It can come in so many ways, from so many different types of people. Don't only look for your ideal Prince Charming, because there's so much more to it.
Open your mind.
Open your heart.
Open your eyes.

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hayhayy915
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 4:42pm UTC

That moment when
you think something
is going to go one way
but then something
unexpected happens

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teddybearhugz
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 5:25am UTC

"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"

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