Unexpected Quotes

bye*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. I
f not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable.
But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4?
3 and a half.
Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys.
Where are the other halves, Taylor?
It just doesn’t add up.

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hayhayy915
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 4:42pm UTC

That moment when
you think something
is going to go one way
but then something
unexpected happens

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:25pm UTC

I love those kind of
nights
that turn out unexpectedly good, great,
and sometimes just all out amazing just because
you didn’t really expect anything to happen at all.
If only we could live just like that
— with no expectations in mind.
It’s possible we’d be much happier,
with more memorable moments
that would last us a lifetime.

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 8:42am UTC

Sometimes you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.

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CutieMarie01
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I thought nothing could surprise me anymore.
I was so wrong...

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just_fly
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE
MOST UNEXPECTED PERSON
ON THE MOST UNEXPECTED TIME

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 12:28am UTC

"Expect the Unexpected"
Okay.
I'll be sure to expect my cat driving my car into a tree because it was distracted by the monkeys riding unicorns while the Algae attempts to take over the world by jumping on to the escaped circus elephants that are roming the streets of Paris while the entire state of Nebraska catches on fire and the Earth splits open revealing nothing but a neon purple mist which covers the world and ends up turning into a worldwide Holi Festival Celebration.

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MamaPanda
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 5:17am UTC

"Just I Need You"
♡♥

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hayhayy915
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 10:52pm UTC

I can't believe my step dad
cares more about me than
my own mother does

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23chars
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 9:30pm UTC

I Wanna Be Kissed Unexpectedly
I want to walk into school and have the guy I have a crush on randomly come over to me, wrap his arms around me and pull me into a kiss.
lol. jk, I just want food.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 1:06am UTC

I'm too young.
I'm too old.
I'm too skinny.
I'm too fat.
I'm everything
but what you
needed me to
be.

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destinyamee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 12:28am UTC

I actually really love
when someone remembers
small details and
quirks about me or
addresses me by my
name at unexpected
times like at the end
of a sentence and I
don’t know why but
I just really, really do.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 6:14am UTC

Call her beautiful
Especially when she least expects it.
♥

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Juststartedmate
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 9:04am UTC

If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 9:21pm UTC

The UnExpected
Prologue
Aubrey's POV
Hi, my name is Aubrey Wilson.I live in Massachusetts. I have dark brown hair that curls at the tips and blue eyes. People say I could be the definition of perfect, but all I see in myself is a person who is truly ugly.
-January 9th, 2013-
I Gave the cab driver my luggage as I got into the back of the cab. I was off to college in New York. I never wanted to go to college because I found school throughout my life dull and unimportant. I often learnt things by myself, I didn't need a teacher in the front of the room teaching me how to do algebra that I would never use again.
As the cab driver started to drive off I put my ear buds in,turned the music up and watched the other cars go by on the road.
"College" I sighed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi this is my new story 'The UnExpected'. Sorry The prologue is short, I just wanted to kinda introduce the story. I'm hoping you guys will like this story seeing in past attempts only one to two people faved that story I was thinking of starting.
I will see how notifying people goes (If anyone even asks to be notified)
Feedback would be fantastic.

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