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  1. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 3:55am UTC
    Me: I don't know how to do this.
    Person: Here, I can show you--
    Me: NO! I'll figure it out.
    *an hour later*
    Me: *sighs with defeat* I need helllllppp.

  2. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    pop, six, squish, uh-uh, cicero, lipschitz.
    pop, six, squish, uh-uh, cicero, lipschitz.
    THEY HAD IT COMING...THEY HAD IT COMING...
    I've had the Cell Block Tango stuck in my head for the past four days.
    Isn't it obvious?

  3. ithinkyoureperfectluv ithinkyoureperfectluv
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    math shouldn't exist.

  4. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead
    are u kidding me

  5. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
    -i sh//it you not
    -you feel me
    -no but get this
    -i’m just sayin
    -let me explain you a thing
    -and yeah

  6. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    when a stranger sees you doing something stupid,
    its bad.
    but when someone you know sees you doing something stupid,
    its much, much worse.

  7. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:04am UTC
    B*tccch
    An Arguement Starting
    GET READY WITH THE CAPS ON&FULL STOPS.

  8. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    Ohh, Oh,
    Just throw your hands up.

  9. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:04am UTC
    Just because it only happens in your head... doesn't mean it isn't real.

  10. chocolatofreak chocolatofreak
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    What if zombies are waiting for the human apocalyps....

  11. CrisParadis CrisParadis
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    What's brown and sticky?
    A Stick.

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