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MyWittyProfile
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November 19, 2013 10:03pm UTC
95% of the time, if I hadn't immediately replied to your snapchat,
that means I'm either eating or sleeping.
The other 5% of the time when I don't immediately reply,
is that I just don't like you.

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britany*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 9:35pm UTC
Me: *is a DJ for a party*
Everyone: *jamming to Skrillex*
Me: Okay, i'm gonna switch it up
Me: *plays In the Arms of an Angel by Sarh McLaughlin*
Me: Y'all feeling this one?

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ribcaged
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 4:35am UTC
if i hadn't gotten into foreign things
in different languages then i never
would've had the lovely privilege
of knowing that 'subs' aren't just
delicious sandwiches ╮(^▽^)╭

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britany*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC
so many fake accounts are joining witty, i'm bashing my head against the wall.

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