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Twig Quotes

Gal_in_Wonderland
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August 13, 2014 8:26pm UTC
Truth is like a twig,
So full of grace,
But so easily broken,
By lies.
Lies that are invisible to the eyes,
Until they sweetly tickle the mouth
Of their creator,
Becoming ugly, gnarled branches,
That puncture the mind
And leave the soul,
Nothing but A broken bough.

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ecawesomeness
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August 6, 2013 9:10am UTC
Imagine being a stick insect. Imagine it.
You'd be forever going, "oh, is that Steve?" and then you'd have to walk all the way up to the twig, and go, "oh, nope, just another twig." "hey, he looks hot, i'm gonna walk over and say hi to her -- oh, nope, nope...just another stick again..." "yes, finally we meet up -- oh, oh, sorry, that's a twig..."
It's hard. It's a hard life, being a stick insect.

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Dustinshankle
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April 6, 2013 5:57pm UTC
Always Eat,
Never Gain Weight,
It Will Catch Up To us One Day...

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skylarlovestrains
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February 23, 2013 6:38pm UTC
*preppy girl at mall with TONS of makeup on and the size of a twig.*
"GIrls, I think I weigh too much bleh bleh bleh."
This goes on for like 10 minutes so I finally say
"Maybe, if you took off all the makeup you'd loose a good 20-30 pounds."
It may have been rude..but it was true.

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