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  1. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:06am UTC
    my grandma called me in tears bc today she accidentally ordered two hundred ponchos online.
    but not just any ponchos.
    these are festive ponchos.

  2. Cheese1165 Cheese1165
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    *having a conversation with my friend Kennedy*
    Kennedy: I can't live without my phone, my macbook or my friends
    Me: Oh yeah those are really important but FOOD, WATER AND OXYGEN really catch my attention
    Kennedy: Well I know what friend I can live without
    Me: Blake? I totally agree
    Kennedy: t(- . -t)

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