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Member Since: 3 Nov 2013 08:58pm

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Cheese1165
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November 5, 2013 7:50pm UTC

*having a conversation with my friend Kennedy*
Kennedy: I can't live without my phone, my macbook or my friends
Me: Oh yeah those are really important but FOOD, WATER AND OXYGEN really catch my attention
Kennedy: Well I know what friend I can live without
Me: Blake? I totally agree
Kennedy: t(- . -t)

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Cheese1165
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November 4, 2013 9:53pm UTC

*when you get in trouble and end up in jail*
a friend: calls you a couple times a weeks
a good friend: visits you a couple times a week
a best friend: will be right there beside you in the cell laughing

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Cheese1165
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November 4, 2013 9:43pm UTC

a girl is beautiful
NOT hot
she isn't a temperature

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November 4, 2013 9:36pm UTC

* family at a wedding *
brother: mommy why does the bride wear white?
mom: because it's the happiest day of their life!
dad: thats why the grandmother always wears black.

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Cheese1165
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November 4, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Girlfriend
Boyfriend
Family

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Cheese1165
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November 4, 2013 8:53pm UTC

never get jealous when you see
your ex with someone else. Our
parents always told us
to give our used toys
to the less
fortunate
. . .

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Cheese1165
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November 4, 2013 8:45pm UTC

i cant drown my demons
. .
they know how to swim

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