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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
     November 8, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    Me: *sees friend walking with a boquet of flowers*
    Me: Awwww who gave those to you?
    Friend: I found these in a thrash can
    Me:Oh...
    Me:Same dif
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
  2. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
     December 23, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Me: *Sick*
    Me: *Goes on the computer*
    Parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY
    100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND
    HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 25 points
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