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BuryMeInBlack
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June 17, 2013 1:06pm UTC
Show me, Dont tell me.

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Gladerz
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March 11, 2013 8:34am UTC
It's amazing...
how I manage to eat 'tons" of food

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skylarlovestrains
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February 23, 2013 6:38pm UTC
*preppy girl at mall with TONS of makeup on and the size of a twig.*
"GIrls, I think I weigh too much bleh bleh bleh."
This goes on for like 10 minutes so I finally say
"Maybe, if you took off all the makeup you'd loose a good 20-30 pounds."
It may have been rude..but it was true.

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