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Tissue Quotes

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 8:23pm UTC
Me: *presses 'play' on Mario Kart*
Me: Maybe I'll run and quickly get a tissue before I play. I have runny nose.
Me: *gets tissue*
Me: *makes lemonade*
Me: *makes sandwich*
Me: *checks witty*
Me: *listens to pandora*
Me: *studies for finals*
Me: *goes back to living room*
Wii: YOU LOSE
Me: But I only got a tissue...

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Dakota398
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May 16, 2013 7:15pm UTC
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put alittle boogy in to it :3

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AwkwardTouchTuesday
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March 27, 2013 7:43pm UTC
My Brother comes home and pulls out of his pocket:
His phone
His keys
Headphones
A tissue
His wallet
Five dollars in change
A bottle of Gatorade
I reached into my pockets and pulled out
A piece of lint
A dime
Yep.

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