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1. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2013 12:13pm UTC
   Me: What time is it?
   Friend: Time for you to-
   Me: Die.
   Me: *slams desk on his face*
   
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2. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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   June 4, 2013 10:51pm UTC
   Mom: What time is it?
   Me: Adventure time!
   Mom: What time is it?
   Me: Summer Time! Schools out-
   Mom: What time is it?
   Me: Time for you to get a watch.
   Mom: What time is it?
   Me: Peanut butter jelly time!
   Mom: I'm done with you.
   
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