Thrift Quotes

ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 8:16pm UTC

So today at school, I saw this **** being rude to a really quiet girl, calling her names and stuff.
I stood a few feet away from the shy girl, and when the **** walked away, I just blurted in my manly voice:
"Dam. That's a cold a** honkie." From Thrift Shop, since it was stuck in my head.
The girl turned around and stared at me in shock.
I shrugged, and, being the ret'ard I am, bounced my knees and sang:
"Do do do do do dooo Do do do!" The tune from Thrift shop.
The girl started laughing.
Her name is Alanyiss, but I call her Alana.
We're friends now.
:)

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britany*
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May 24, 2013 1:03pm UTC

Dude,
Do you even thrift?
.

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Gladerz
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April 18, 2013 8:59am UTC

"Hey Macklemore,
can we go Thrift Shopping?"

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Hale_Storm18
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March 28, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Macklemore
-Has song about feminism
-has song about gay rights
-Has song about consumerism
-Has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
-Has song about white privilege
-In all of them, he speaks realistically about the subject and includes his personal experience
And some song about thrift shopping gets popular

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kelseyrose04
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March 26, 2013 10:09pm UTC

Like damn.....
He's got the velcros!

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Hale_Storm18
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March 12, 2013 7:30pm UTC

If there isn't at least one thrift store that has a sign that says,
"We sell your granddad's clothes, you'll look incredible." then they're doing something wrong.

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iluvyousomuch
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March 9, 2013 2:49pm UTC

My Dad Waking Me Up This Morning:
dad: ok so i was driving with my friend yesterday and he was playing songs from his ipod
me: mmmmmhmmmmm
dad: and this song came on-what`s the one about shopping...uhh...
me: thrift shop?
dad: yeah-who`s it by?
me: mackelmore an-
dad: yeah,mackelroy
me: *facepalm*
dad: but he had the uncensored version
me: oh dear lord
dad: mackelroy`s a bad boy
me: who are you

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ivy_sison
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March 8, 2013 4:49pm UTC

i wear your grandad's clothes. i look incredible.
macklemore - thrift shop.
listen to it.

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MissF2F2F2
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March 2, 2013 2:13pm UTC

Imma take yo grampas style.
Imma take yo grampas style.
No, for real.
Ask your granpa.
Can I have his hand-me-downs?
I swear to god, Thrift Shop is the weirdest song...

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Lyric_guru
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February 26, 2013 8:35pm UTC

"I wear your grandad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big a-- coat
from that Thrift shop
down the road"
Thrift Shop
by Macklemore
Format by sidneyxo

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