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Threesome Quotes

TheCovertComic
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April 23, 2022 3:02am UTC
I had a threesome last week.
... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).

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charmedem
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June 14, 2013 9:49am UTC
I have a threesome every night.
Me,
junk food
and my one true love, Witty.

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 9:29pm UTC
best threesome ever:
me. my bed. my pillow.

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Slugbabydotcom
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April 27, 2013 7:05pm UTC
Pride of place goes to a medal that I won for coming third. It's not good when a guy comes first in a threesome!

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shesjustokay
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March 13, 2013 2:11pm UTC
A perfect threesome:
Me,Bed,Laptop.

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