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  1. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:34am UTC
    *my family walking on a street in Switzerland, meeting this really nice guy and engaging in a civilized
    conversation about the country*
    Mom: *in sassy condosending tone* So what do you do here? Are you, like, a farmer?
    Man: I'm an orthopedic surgen.
    Mom:
    Man:
    Me:
    Trees:
    Cows:
    Barney:
    Jesus:
    Mom: Oh.

:)

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