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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 7:45am UTC
    I took a bath at 6:30 to try and cook
    my uterus into submission. now I'm in
    so much pain, I'm not even going to try
    and get dressed or brush my hair. can
    someone just punch whoever started
    the whole "warm baths help cramps"
    in the face? now, excuse my while I
    fight the urge to choke back a bottle
    or two of tylenol.

:)

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