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1. Fay*
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2014 9:10am UTC
   It's a metaphor,you see; you put the
   textbook in front of you , but you don't
   give it the power to actually teach you anything
   
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2. LookingForBrittany
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 3:07am UTC
   Study
   (Verb)
   The act of eating, texting with an open textbook near by.
   
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3. musicismylife131313
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2013 11:32pm UTC
   My math textbook has "For Enjoyment and Challenge" written on the cover. Enjoyment? Now THAT'S a funny joke.
   
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4. elligrig13
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2013 12:15pm UTC
   Texting + Facebook = Textbook
   Yes, mom, i'm studying
   
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5. Buttons
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2013 9:32am UTC
   My dream is
   To model for math textbooks
   .
   
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6. noseogefil
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 6:42pm UTC
   math book out of bookbag: 2 lbs
   math book in bookbag: 20 lbs
   
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7. yourcool
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC
   shoutout to the kids who
   put the correct answers in the textbook.
   
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