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Tablefortwo Quotes

  1. IfILoseMyself IfILoseMyself
    posted a quote
     June 15, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    Me: Hi table for two?
    Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 26 points
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