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  1. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    this one time in 6th grade
    these three girls would bully me and call me a fallggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was "worried about my friends dying of cancer" and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of school by their moms.

  2. TaintedCherry TaintedCherry
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    *Son gets suspended from school*
    Dad: You are grounded for a month!
    Son: But it wasn't my fault!
    Dad: (sighs) what did you do?
    Son: Well the teacher said stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me...
    Dad: And what did you do?
    Son: Threw a dictionary at her
    Dad: You just got yourself ungrounded smart-a/s/s

:)

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