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Surgeon Quotes

pinkteddy
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October 6, 2013 7:18am UTC
I want to become a surgeon but...
The only training I had in surgery was Operation, the board game. That should work, right?

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Golfish27
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September 23, 2013 9:20am UTC
There was once a surgeon
who had to operate a little girl
She desperately needed some 0-blood
and they didn't have any at the hospital
but her twin brother did.
The surgeon told him it was a matter
of life and death
So the child sat quietly
and said goodbye to his parents
After the surgeon took his blood
and gave it to the other medics for the surgery
the little child went by him and asked
"So when will I die?"
He thought he was giving his life for hers.

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