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kaitlinsaraa
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 7:59pm UTC
he broke up with me three months ago,
he's been turned down by seven girls since then &
i've been asked out by six guys in the same time.
lol, i win.

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concepts*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 10:22am UTC
Them: You f/cking bàstard
Me: I prefer bítch. It's more feminine.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 8:06pm UTC
I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said 'moment' after awkward.
This is awkward.

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Charlie*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 10:23am UTC
Today i really fall for my crush
We were playing sucker for gym,
and i was like:
'Yeah i'm going to kick that fridgeing ball'
But the reality was that i kicked the air and flipped on my back for the eyes of my crush.
My ankle hurts now :c

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ahill1
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:17pm UTC
Boy: Ily
Girl: say it right!
Boy: i'm leaving you..

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Christa133
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 6:08pm UTC
Bully at school: Why are you so fat?
Me: Why do skinny chicks who have eating disorders say what?
Her: What?
Me:Exactly.

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