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Best Strippers Quotes Today

Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC
I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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*toxic waste*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 12:45pm UTC
There's a little bit of
stripper inside all of us.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 6:22pm UTC
If our generation keep thinking that way,
there are going to be loads of strippers

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SarahLee3494
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 12:18pm UTC
Names now a days are so ridiculous that strippers are trying to escape to normalcy through their stripper names. "Hi, I'm Jane." "Jane is your stripper name? What's your real name." "Cinnamon."

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FiftyTypesOfDope
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 10:38pm UTC
I Luv Dem Strippers~2 Chainz <333
--love you too--

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