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1. crimson24
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2018 11:54pm UTC
   #relief
   
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2. josie*
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2013 2:29pm UTC
   You're the apple to my pie,
   You're the straw to my berry
   ♥
   
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3. ThatAsianKid
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2013 10:06am UTC
   "B00BYTRAP" spelt
   backwards is "PARTYB00B"
   
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4. ThatAsianKid
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2013 10:01am UTC
   So apparently....
   A strawberry is not a berry,
   but a banana is.
   
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5. BaDgErDwElLer
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 10:11pm UTC
   My friend gave me a strawberry tic tac..
   My tactful reaction in front of her:
   Mm, thanks..
   When she walks away:
   Pleh, pleh blehhh... HMFUHGHPHELLLeh..
   *makes deranged faces*
   pleh, pleh, blehbleh, oh god save me..
   *swallows*
   Other friend: They are quite nice, actually.
   
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6. dinosaur_rawr
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2013 12:10pm UTC
   Is It Weird That I Couldn't Decide Between Strawberry Or Chocolate Milkshake So I Just Had Both?
   
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7. dani_booXD
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 5:41pm UTC
   i prefer strawberry milk over choclate...more flavor
   
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