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Hi, I'm seventeen this year. I live in the cold part of Australia and I have wonderful, beautiful, fantastic friends that I am lucky to have! I have the most fun life and I am obsessed with underwater hockey.. It's the sport of gods!! Anyway, looked around and tell me what you think.. I am who I am so don't judge to hard.. :D

BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 10:11pm UTC

My friend gave me a strawberry tic tac..
My tactful reaction in front of her:
Mm, thanks..
When she walks away:
Pleh, pleh blehhh... HMFUHGHPHELLLeh..
*makes deranged faces*
pleh, pleh, blehbleh, oh god save me..
*swallows*
Other friend: They are quite nice, actually.

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Girls are not toys
Boys don't have expirey dates
So
why do boys throw us away when they get bored
and
why do we throw boys away when they get old

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:18pm UTC

I hate it when you break up with someone
and they expect you to turn around and say
"Haha, kidding. I still want you."
Anybody else?
Or am I just a heartless cow?
Moo!

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Hey You!
Yeah You!!
Your beautiful
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
<3
To all witty girls ever!

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Your turn, turn, turn ♥
♥You turn, turn, turn, turning me on
Like a slow fire burn♥
♥I know that it's wrong
Still I run, run, run, run right into you♥
♥I run, run, run, run right into
You... ♥
♥♥

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Never have I ever #5...
Payed full attention in class..

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Never have I ever #4...
Eaten a worm... bleh.

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:04am UTC

Never have I ever #1...
Finished a tube of chapstick before loosing it..

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Never have I ever #3...
looked in the mirror and thought 'Well that will just have to do..'

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Never have I ever #2...
Broke any of my bones

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:46pm UTC

Excuse me 1 second...
I have to go slap some people.

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Hey,
I know what your thinking..
She's just like any other girl
she's not pretty she not ugly
she just is
but
Your wrong
She's isn't Ugly, She's very pretty
She's my best friend
You hurt her
I'll show you
the depth of hell
:)

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Boyfriend: "You bit me!"
Me: "You called me SHORT"

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 11:24pm UTC

There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
But I don't wannn-nah!!!!!!!

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 11:03pm UTC

When friends say:
Your prrr-iiii-ttdd-yyy
Me: Why, thank you, kind sir.
*tips imaginary hat*
When guy says:
Your pretty.
Me:*flames red*
"um... thank..you..."
* intense blush for next day and a half*

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 7:17pm UTC

format by br0kenwings nfm
So baby,
you know I love you
Your personality outshines everybody else
So...
Can I borrow some formatting?
Love you
Oee-oee-x-x

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:56pm UTC

Oh I'm sorry
was I meant to
CARE?

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:34pm UTC

Have ever made your own theme song?
_..-'( )`-.._
./'. ' \\. (\_/) .// ` .`\.
./'. \\|.. )O O( ..|// .`\.
./'. \`````` '`"'` ''''''/ ..`\.
./'. . . .`\.
/' { } `\
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'. /' ``\ `` '' /'' `\ .`
|/' \./' `\./ \! \ / !/ \./' `\./ `\|
V V V }' `\ /' `{ V V V
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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 12:35am UTC

I wrote you a letter
it was four pages long
I never sent it though...
It told you
...
How much I missed you
How things had changed
How things could've been
as well as
Asking you why
you left me
so broken

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BaDgErDwElLer
posted a quote
August 17, 2011 12:41am UTC

I know this girl
she's sweet and caring
and she's always there for you
but
she never lets you be there for her
no matter how hard you try she will not
let you see her
cry
for shitsandgiggles
and
whydoihatemyself
xxxx

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