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1. summeratmidnight
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2013 10:26pm UTC
   I don't think I could ever stab someone
   I mean
   I can't even put the straw in my capri-sun
   
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2. Bestfriendforever
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2013 3:59am UTC
   You're the Straw to my Berry,
   You're the Smoke to my High,
   And you're the one I wanna Marry<33
   Bestfrienforever :)
   
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3. clearlytruthful
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2013 6:54pm UTC
   friend: do you like strawberry or chocolate better?
   me: chocolate covered strawberries
   
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4. Miluiel*
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2013 5:36pm UTC
   Am I the only one
   Who used to use the bottom of a slurpee straw as a spoon?
   
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5. Apryl_maex3
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 10:13pm UTC
   Your the apple to my pie
   The straw to my berry
   The smoke to my high
   And the one I wanna marry
   ..... : D
   
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