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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    but why would you even give him the waterbed
    he had scissors
    for hands
    scissors

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2014 4:44am UTC
    So we had to pretend to be what we were not, so we would not be harmed for what we were.

  3. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Friend: So I just started watching Harry Potter...
    Me: Snape kills Dumbledore
    Friend: 0.0
    Me: Just kidding, I wouldn't ruin it for you

  4. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 5:13pm UTC
    me: Hazel and Gus today, Hazel and Gus tomorrow, Hazel and Gus fo-
    John Green: hahahahahahahahaha no.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2018 4:06pm UTC
    A spoiler alert is never more justified than when there's nothing to spoil.

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