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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
     July 7, 2014 7:45am UTC
    I took a bath at 6:30 to try and cook
    my uterus into submission. now I'm in
    so much pain, I'm not even going to try
    and get dressed or brush my hair. can
    someone just punch whoever started
    the whole "warm baths help cramps"
    in the face? now, excuse my while I
    fight the urge to choke back a bottle
    or two of tylenol.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
     April 13, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    That terrible moment
    When you put your earbuds in
    And you forgot the volume was on high
    And the music turns on and you are surprised
    And you feel like you had a heart attack
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 17 points
  3. WouldYouLikeSomePopsiclesInMyBasement WouldYouLikeSomePopsiclesInMyBasement
    posted a quote
     February 9, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    Why am I being punished for not being pregnant!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
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