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1. nicole🌹*
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2015 11:29am UTC
   literally just told my cat to stop crying and get a job
   
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2. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2013 11:37pm UTC
   Defying Gravity is such a powerful and uplifting song. It always reminds me that I'm a strong, confident green woman who don't need no wizard.
   
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3. LandonIsWitty
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 10:07pm UTC
   A wittian walks into a bar
   Just kidding, wittians don't even leave their rooms.
   ***Alternate ending***
   A wittian walks into a bar
   Wittian: Ow.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 86 points

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