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1. happiest*
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   February 28, 2014 4:06pm UTC
   *tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
   
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2. happiest*
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   February 28, 2014 4:04pm UTC
   i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
   
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3. happiest*
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   February 28, 2014 4:01pm UTC
   No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
   
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4. dapz95
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   May 16, 2013 11:00am UTC
   Girls are not meant to fight dirrteee
   Never look a day past thirty
   Not gonna bend over and curtsey
   For You
   - Marina and The Diamonds: Girls
   
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