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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    I want to be in a sitcom where someone breaks a wall and then I can say “Gosh darn it, this is the FOURTH WALL you’ve broken this month!” then I will begin to make unbreakable uncomfortable eye contact with the camera as the studio audience laughter raises in volume and becomes terrifyingly loud and then it all goes to static and the show ends

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