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1. DestinyCaribou
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   March 11, 2014 6:16pm UTC
   Today, my ex approached me.
   With a rat.
   So I screamed, and ran.
   About thirty seconds later i came back.
   "I thought you did'nt like rats."
   "No. It was just your face."
   That shut him up.
   
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