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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    In math class today
    Teacher: Let's do a geometry throwback.
    Teacher: How many degrees does a right angle have?
    Student: Easy! 180 degrees
    Teacher: What.
    Every other student: What?
    Student:
    Student:
    Student: I'm going to go cry in the corner.
    Student: *runs into the corner*
    Teacher: Is it hot over there?
    Student: No, why?
    Teacher: Because it should be about 90 degrees in that corner.
    ba dum tsssss

  2. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    Well, first two days of school over and already im exhausted and hate everybody

  3. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Apparently getting 80 to 90 on all my finals is horrible to my mom
    and getting an 87 as an average grade for the whole year and not getting honor roll for the last quarter is horrible too. (I got honor roll all last year and 3 out of 4 quarters this year and that still wasn't good enough)
    someone please explain to me how getting these grades is horrible.

  4. LilMissy LilMissy
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    I hate it when girls make up ebreves like
    a girl said today tltbe and i was like
    what the f#ck talk like a normal person
    or use real abrevs.

  5. Sweetfabs7 Sweetfabs7
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    That glorious moment when you spike a ball in your teachers direction and they end up p^issed at you but dont say anything ...and all you do is walk out of the gym LIKE A BOSS!
    *I love my life :') *

  6. prettyblack prettyblack
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    WHEN SOME ONE IRRITATES ME SO BAD.....
    "DUDE WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE ME DRINK FROM THE TOILET!"
    that's my answer!

  7. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 11:07am UTC
    Comment on anything or anybody
    But
    First know this
    Even five fingers of your hand aren't
    same size

  8. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Dont be so obsessive with a person
    Who is showing less interest in you

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