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DestinyCaribou
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June 7, 2014 4:31am UTC

boys when they first see me: "oh she's kinda cute"
boys when they find out about my personality: "i can work with this"
boys when they find out i'm secretly a gamer: "right okay um......"
boys when they meet my attractive friends: "bye b*tch"

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Chris*
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September 16, 2013 8:34pm UTC

So there's a foreign student in my school and she's from Thailand and doesn't speak English very well. In Language class she started talking about how she'd never seen a 'beach chicken' before she came to America and everyone was really confused. It took us about 5 minutes to realize 'beach chicken' were seagulls.

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Christopher Robin*
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May 23, 2013 6:36pm UTC

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