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1. DemiPan
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   Merry X-mas
   you filthy animal!
   
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2. kyle the creator*
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 9:55pm UTC
   I think there are three stages of life.
   You believe in Santa Claus, you don't believe in Santa Claus, and you are Santa Claus.
   
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3. 7year-hole*
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2013 10:00pm UTC
   "So you're too old for Santa Claus?" he said with a smile,"then you're too old for all the things that make a life worthwhile"
   A Year Without a Santa Claus
   Format by Breeze
   
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4. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2013 5:41pm UTC
   Dear Santa,
   All I want for Christmas
   is to be in his arms again.
   
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5. QuoteMyLife
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2013 2:58pm UTC
   Dad: So when did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?
   Me: What.
   Childhood ruined.
   
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